beifag: k1mkardashian: girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER
phantoms4evr: janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.
If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey: castiel-is-a-assbutt: Zis if from mein spring collection
Doctor: *eliminates self from history*
Doctor: *is found by children using Google*
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whereischarleslee: witchdumpling: turtles arent slow HOL Y SHIT THAT THING IS LIKE SONIC
theperfectcell: Saints Row IV: Dubstep Gun
gryzio: d-hizzle: videohall: car goes through ice > ok. :( oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE that poor bastard XD All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.